The “Blue Falcon figure” from Joy Toy is part of its “hardcore coldplay” series, which features futuristic-looking Marines, soldiers, and CIA assassins. But enough of all that.

Toy-makers Joy Toy Hardcore Coldplay have produced a 1:18 scale “Blue Falcon” action figure, a morale-crushing member of the “U.S. Army Airborne Division,” according to the action figure ...